Me: Honey, here is my list of gift ideas you asked for.
ManChild: Are you sure of the size? What color did you want? Where do I get it? How much is it? Does it need to be from this store or can I get it somewhere else? What about this? What about that?
Me: Just click on the link that I gave you, and all of the information to ALL of your questions are there.
ManChild: But what about this? And what about that? And after ten other questions...
Me: Oh just forget it! I will just go and buy it myself and bring it home for you to wrap and put under the tree, how's that?
ManChild: What wrapping paper do you want? Any specific color? Or do you prefer a bag? Or does it matter? And what about all that tissue paper, does it have to have all that? What about a bow and ribbon?
Me: Okay already...just stop already! Just forget that too! I will wrap it myself!!! Happy Holidays to myself!
Can anyone relate?
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