The Communication Table

This says A LOT!  Pay attention ManChild...

Engineering

Two Minnesota engineers named Sven and Ole were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, " said Sven, "but we
don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and
laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her purse, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ole shook his head and laughed.. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for
the height and she gives us the length!"
Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently
serving in the United States Senate.

Farming

Today I know EVERYTHING there is to know about farming, the industry, including how everything works (even the bugs) even though I have never worked on a farm or even been on one.

Doctor appointment cancellation

Me:  Honey, can you call and cancel my doctor appointment today?
ManChild: Sure.
Me:  Off to work.  Once at work, I get a phone call.
ManChild: Yeah honey, did you call to cancel the doctor appointment yet?
Me:  ugh, yes (not trusting him to do it)
ManChild: oh okay, did they give you a hard time? 
Me:  No, why?
ManChild: Oh, cuz I was going to ask you to go ahead and cancel mine for me too! 

What the heck!  I asked him to do it in the first place!!!  LOL